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just had sex for the first time
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teeigeryuh
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:42 am    Post subject: just had sex for the first time Reply with quote

it's disappointing, I was becoming to look like elliot rodger, sex turns out not be great in my case, fapping feels more or less on the same level or a bit higher just different, back to being a weird pretty schizoid

cant believe how easy it was, i just never allowed anyone to get close to me, but its too stressing, being close to someone makes me feel it's not worth comforting to societal standards at all

this girl is lying on my bed, can't wait for her to leave, idk how im going to get rid of her or get the balls to do it quickly as i had to say a lot of bs
i got no family to talk to or friends(literally), my life consists of going to work and using my computer, and going back home to do the same thing,
i feel autistic

not posting for pity, just want opinions on whats going on, i don't think i have the intelligence for this

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

prolly like me where meaningless sex is eh...

Maybe if you find the person that you truly click with, it can be a fun activity, but other than that...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The easiest way to get her to leave is to take her clothes and throw it out your window
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sex is to make HER like YOU , not the other way around.


If you want a fun time for yourself, just masturbate

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark Byte wrote:
Sex is to make HER like YOU , not the other way around.


If you want a fun time for yourself, just masturbate

Truer words have never been spoken
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark Byte wrote:
Sex is to make HER like YOU , not the other way around.


If you want a fun time for yourself, just masturbate

How the hell would you know?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking virgins the lot of you. Even the people that have had sex are virgins still, you'll forever be that way.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
Fucking virgins the lot of you. Even the people that have had sex are virgins still, you'll forever be that way.
can you explain the metaphor please? it actually sounds interesting
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

teeigeryuh wrote:
konr wrote:
Fucking virgins the lot of you. Even the people that have had sex are virgins still, you'll forever be that way.
can you explain the metaphor please? it actually sounds interesting
Don't worry about it bud.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It gets a lot better once you get good at it. And even more so if the girl is more than a starfish.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: just had sex for the first time Reply with quote

teeigeryuh wrote:
it's disappointing, I was becoming to look like elliot rodger, sex turns out not be great in my case, fapping feels more or less on the same level or a bit higher just different, back to being a weird pretty schizoid

cant believe how easy it was, i just never allowed anyone to get close to me, but its too stressing, being close to someone makes me feel it's not worth comforting to societal standards at all

this girl is lying on my bed, can't wait for her to leave, idk how im going to get rid of her or get the balls to do it quickly as i had to say a lot of bs
i got no family to talk to or friends(literally), my life consists of going to work and using my computer, and going back home to do the same thing,
i feel autistic

not posting for pity, just want opinions on whats going on, i don't think i have the intelligence for this


haha you fucking idiot
now you cant get your wizard powers
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

M. wrote:
It gets a lot better once you get good at it. And even more so if the girl is more than a starfish.

Haven't seen you post in a while.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm literally driving to a qt azn girls place to cum all over her face because she asked for it. If you wanna stop acting like a virgin, you gotta treat women like they are fuck holes for you to dump your cum inside. At least when it's called called for and appropriate. Fuck a few more times and you might get it.
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