Cheat Engine

Maxboltz · Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:34 am Post subject: Things you should do:

Fucking kill yourself.
Jesus. Do you have any idea how much cancer you are? Just tie the fucking noose and get a chair, fucking put your neck through the noose and kick the chair away. Nobody wants your fucking bullshit.

Get anger management classes.
People say I should but I think they're just fucking stuck up assholes.

Masturbate in public.
Look everybody in the eye and finish.

Overdose on drugs, pills, whatever.
Yes. Now we're talking. Remember when people said "pills can kill you?" SPOILER ALERT: they fucking can't, overdose on all your pills, and eat any small pieces of metal, any liquids in your house, fucking jump out of the window. Pills make you so strong. Trust me. Try it.

Watch a lot of vines, and like all of them UNIRONICALLY.
Oh, you should do this. Do it while overdosing on drugs. It will kill- make you live a lot longer.

Actually, psyche, this was all the things i'd do for a klondike bar.
They're just so fucking tasty.

Get diabetes.
More fucking klondike bars for you and for me

Kill the person who got their klondike bars for following this list and obeying it.*
...
*not applyable to the person who created this list originally

What would you do for a klondike bar?

cokefag · Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:53 am Post subject:

i thought everyone on cef already grew up
except 12 year old nirojan
where did this edgy 13 year old come from