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[teeigeryuh]

so im working with att dsl tech support atm, yay outsourcing

>black bitch calls
>if u dun set up ma internet now i will loose thousands of dolers
>mam i do apoligize for the inconvience but i said before youre currrently going thru an outage, there is nothing we can do
>IMA SUE ATT FUCK U ALL FGTS CANT DO SHIT I WILL LOOS THOUNSANDS OF DOLLARS IF WE DONT GET CONECTED TODAY
fucking person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin with 768kbps in her residence
>she screams FUCK U IMA SUE U ALL USELESS PRICKS and hangup

>yeah my name is black tango fox trot alpha
>i been having issues with my internet because bears cut the dsl cable
>the closest phone is 70miles away
im sure this was a prank call

im not kidding whn i say 85%+ of the calls are issues caused by the clients themselves, and this is an actual statistic srsly
afro american humans shouldnt have internet imo, 80% of nig calls are because a niggger reset his modem (by pressing the reset button and not just powercycling), no matter how many times you explain to them that they must not reset it, they still do ahead and do it, and callback angrily

otherday we had a call about an old guy with virus problems (we dont assist yu with that) we explaned the situation and the old redneck starts complaining
>I HAVE PAID ATT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO KEEP MY COMPUTER SAFE FROM VIRUSES
>old faggot was just paying money to a popup on his computer that promised virus removals



>client has a computer that wont turn on
>his computer screen says "no signal"
>my monitor says it has no signal so i went ahead and got a new monitor but i still cant get my internet up
the guy had a working internet connection tho


another client had multiple devices working and a macbook
his macbook cant connect
>explain to costumer about his macbook being the problem
>NO!!!!! APPLE CANNOT HAVE AN ISSUE ITS A MACBOOK
>asks for a free modem
>lolno

afro american humans always call for slowspeeeds when theyre trying to connect 3-6 ipads into netflix with 1.5mbps lines
afro american humans often call high (thats what i think since sometimes they sounds slow and stupid as fuck)

no doubt att internet sucks, thanks to that i have a job but srsly wtf is wrong with these costumers

[ControlAltDelete]

ya dude americans are dumb

[paupav]

ask for a raise

[Channel GannoK]

Fucking rekt

[br0l0ck]

>americans are dumb
>works as tech support

lmao