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HitIer · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:30 am Post subject: US Border Police are dumb shits

No, this is not your typical rant about the government

I'm serious. They are dumb motherfuckers.

I'll give an example. When I was crossing the border from Canada to the US, obviously they had a problem with the brown guy crossing the border

Now they gave me this information sheet which basically said that as you are crossing an international border, you are fucked of all your rights.

After that was over, they stole my tablet, asked me for the PIN. I wrote it on a piece of paper and gave it to them (It's sixteen digits, and a double digit IQ border agent can't be expected to remember a PIN longer than four digits)

Then he walks out, comes back in with my tablet, asking me for the pattern lock. Now, I had four way security, all apps by default required a pattern lock for read/write access, independently of the pattern lock. So, long story short, I took the time to manually disable every single security feature on my device just so the guy could check it.

Now here's the part where they're dumb shits.
They wouldn't tell me specifically what they wanted to check, yet, they left all the apps open because they didn't know how to close them properly on Android. I know this because I went home and watched a mail arrived to my Gmail, triggered by my anti-theft app from the moment the "incorrect PIN" was entered, took them about 30 minutes to open my apps and shit. Their foolproof plan was:

* Checking S-Planner to make sure I wasn't plotting heinous acts for next Saturday, because that's the day he personally had reserved to take his dog and wife out for "a walk"

* Checking contacts - No SIM
* Checking phone - Again, no SIM
And a bunch of other irrelevant shit. It's interesting to note that their method of checking documents was using the "documents" app, which means all you would have to do to disguise an instructional manual on doing something terrible to the government (like collect rainwater or raw milk) is to change the extension from .txt or .pdf to no extension at all, or an extension for an app hidden from the app drawer. Shit, I wonder if they'd be able to even use the device at all if I ran everything straight from the Terminal (very inconvenient on touch vs keyboard)

And the best part, the DUMB fucks left all the apps running in memory, revealing all the apps they had checked while at the same time consuming my battery until it was down to less than 10%.

SF · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:57 am Post subject:

TL;DR your tablet died

finnegan waking up · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:09 am Post subject:

at least you aren't a female. then you would've included a nice story about being raped.

M. · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:26 am Post subject:

Probably did it all on purpose considering how much of an obnoxious fuck you are

paupav · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:47 am Post subject:

What can you possibly have on the tablet that would be job of the border control?

HitIer · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 11:12 am Post subject:

Channel GannoK · pffrt Reputation: 130 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 608

Is there anyone here in RS in America that hasn't been in a stupid as fuck situation with LE? I have my own fair share of stories.

HitIer · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:13 pm Post subject:

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 38

HitIer · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:39 pm Post subject:

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 38

Channel GannoK · pffrt Reputation: 130 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 608

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 38

Channel GannoK · pffrt Reputation: 130 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 608

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 38

you actually think your activism can stop the governments kind of shit? you're 0% tinfoil hat. if what you did actually mattered the government would shut you down instantly. they're letting you have your fun and letting you think that you can actually control your own life.