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Monkeys I post too much
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:24 pm Post subject: Supermarket fiasco |
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He likes to suck cocks. Especially in the morning with orange juice and toast, with butter. As he sucks cocks, in the supermarket with his mom nearby for extra pocket money, he looks around anxiously, waiting for some kind of response from his mother, but she says; "Son, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."
Having heard this, he steadily raised his head, not the one on his neck, either, he pointed it at his mother and took aim whilst shouting: "Ready. Aim... FIRE!", and his mother's mother said I think you should stay with your Aunty and Uncle in Bel Air. "Touche", he retorted. While he wiped the semen off his lips, he looked around at the fellow customers, only to notice they were blankly staring at his small cock. Having noticed the sudden unwanted attention around him, he came once more for the show, he loved it how people looked on in disgust as he shot everywhere, covering the nearby items full of his love. "Half price!", he shouted. Realizing the sudden price cut made by the shop manager, the crow quickly grabbed all the stuff that all their hands could, disregarding the fact that the items were covered in his liquid love and that he sucks cocks. Aside from sucking cocks at the supermarket, he also loves to pee in the sink and inside the butts of small children. preferably choir boys, but not too fussy, he also likes the feel of cumming against fur. He loves to feel the softness of the fur rub against his balls, he watches the dog's balls go round and round until he becomes hypnotised by their beauty. "Those are some good looking balls", he thinks to himself as he drools. He sat up, drenched in cum and proclaimed "This is how over 9000 be(I came) a meme on the Internet. There comes a time in a man's life when he must embrace the semen and use the force with his mighty ballsack". He jumped on his mighty steed and rode into the sunset. "Once a wiseman said, I came, I saw, I conquered"
The End.
Written by: Op▓▓▓▓ Bu▓▓▓▓▓ Mi▓▓▓▓ S3▓▓▓
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Sterling, Cal, Mike, Max?
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Monkeys I post too much
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Nope.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sure the S3 is S3NSA, dunno about the rest.
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Gavin Moderator
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Monkeys I post too much
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Not that hard to guess S3NSA. Minnie should be fairly obvious now too.
I have no idea how I found this, by the way. I just happened on it.
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kosmas Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:03 am Post subject: |
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Butters
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