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Brillia
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 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:28 am Post subject: guys? what if a girl gets pregnant? |
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shes turning 16 this year and im turning 17 this year. well im not sure yet but its been 1 months since she isnt getting her period, ( atleast thats what she told everyone) but I made her do pregnancy test ( but already expired 5 years ago). the result was negative...
so what if she is really pregnant? can I escape or something coz im still underage? what are the consequences? do I have to support the baby? for fuck sake I dont have any work coz of my age not even part time job. lolz.
so wuts gonna happen? :O
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Aniblaze
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:31 am Post subject: |
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| Falcon punch before the baby is 20 weeks old. Perhaps get left with charges of assault. Kids are a life sentence, assault a lot less.
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:48 am Post subject: |
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If you're not married and you never promised her anything I guess you're not bound by anything... Though I don't know the laws in your country.
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Loganator
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:57 am Post subject: |
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| Well I hope you have fun paying child support for the rest of your life if you don't want to live with her.
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the the the
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:49 am Post subject: |
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yeah you're fucked
did you tell us the day you conceived?
the first few days after, if you want a miscarriage (baby dies and gets flushed out), she should drink literally NON STOP ORANGE JUICE, parsley
read this shit http://angryforareason.blogspot.com/2006/02/how-to-induce-miscarriage-herbally-and.html
too late bro 
also about the old test, its most likely a false negative
"31. Can I use an expired test? No. The chemicals used in HPT's deteriorate after awhile and no longer function properly. This can cause a totally defective test (no control line), a false positive, or a false negative. Your best bet is to use a newer one!"
seriously, country hop right now
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Brillia
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:21 am Post subject: |
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| asciicat wrote: | yeah you're fucked
did you tell us the day you conceived?
the first few days after, if you want a miscarriage (baby dies and gets flushed out), she should drink literally NON STOP ORANGE JUICE, parsley
read this shit http://angryforareason.blogspot.com/2006/02/how-to-induce-miscarriage-herbally-and.html
too late bro
also about the old test, its most likely a false negative
"31. Can I use an expired test? No. The chemicals used in HPT's deteriorate after awhile and no longer function properly. This can cause a totally defective test (no control line), a false positive, or a false negative. Your best bet is to use a newer one!"
seriously, country hop right now |
lol, like I can make her do that... impossible xD
I cant get her to abortion. she fucking wants to keep the baby, she fucking loves me! she fucking wristed cutted her self 7 times when we broke up, fuck her! fuck her I hate her fuck fuck fuck!
I dont hate the baby if ever, but fuck! I fucking hate her! I regreted that I had sex with her!. fuck im never gonna have sex with a girl just becoz im bored. fuck fuck fuck.!
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shitposter
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| Have sex with her while she's giving birth
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Brillia
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| xTremist wrote: | | Have sex with her while she's giving birth |
yes fuck! I bet its gonna be super tight!
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Up2Admin
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:28 am Post subject: |
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Punch her in the uterus.
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| Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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plan b
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| insert911 wrote: | | xTremist wrote: | | Have sex with her while she's giving birth |
yes fuck! I bet its gonna be super tight! |
It'll be like having sex with her and getting oral from the baby, it's awesome!
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