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whats a good gift for a monthsary with my girlfriend?
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Brillia
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:03 am    Post subject: whats a good gift for a monthsary with my girlfriend? Reply with quote
anything? i dont have that much money though.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
A dildo?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Put five dollars on her pillow after sex, and tell her to buy a lipstick color that doesn't make her look like a whore with it. Proceed to walk towards the shower while you tell her you'll be back in half an hour, if that's enough time to wash all of the shame off of you.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
buy her rape
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flowers.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
xTremist wrote:
Flowers.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Deflowers.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ok, a dildo is a bit insensitive, how about a vibrator? sure she will find it a very considerate present as she will then have something good enough to put on or in her beef curtains.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Deflowers.

Inb4thisthreadgetsdeflowered.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Godfromdfo wrote:
Ok, a dildo is a bit insensitive, how about a vibrator? sure she will find it a very considerate present as she will then have something good enough to put on or in her beef curtains.


Beef curtains.

I lol'd so hard.
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Deflowers.

Inb4thisthreadgetsdeflowered.
i deflowered so hard this morning.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A month already? I thought you just got your girlfriend 4 days ago.

Or is this yet another secret girlfriend you never told us about but suddenly exists?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A shirt or something shitty.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
tell her the dinner you want her to make for you and feed you. give her a shitty gift in return.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
>One month anniversary

Doesn't seem like a good habit to get into. You'll eventually just not want to be bothered with each month being another gift, plus it'll make her expect more out of you. Go to a movie or have dinner or something. With my ex for our 4 month I took her out to a pizzeria and then the movie theater in the city.
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