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[Thanh =)]

Day 1

So today, I went to school, hoping I would get extra time to fix a few errors on my Calculus test, but the teacher ignored my request. Then I asked him if he wanted to be in my SNL skit (I'm a Drama student), and he rejected me and said, "no, I have a birthday party that day" My Calculus teacher has a very monotonous tone, so I giggled and said okay then. I then wrote, "You ruined my life," on my homework, then turned it into him. I hope he reads it.

So that was just a gist of what happened at school today. Well when I went home, I stopped by an authentic mexican cuisine, or, Taco Bell, picked up some steak chalupas and started munching down on that because it probably was the best mexican food I ever ate. After that I walked home and on the way home, I gave some money to some homeless person. I felt generous because I had a couple of pennies left from the change I received in Taco Bell.

As I reached my house, I found that I was in a dire need to take a shit, so as I ran to my bathroom, I pulled down my pants and all of the sudden my dick erected. So I decided, oh well, I'll just take a shit with an erected dick. After I was finishing my shitting, I had a constant need to pee, but knowing that my penis is erected, I felt it was quite hard to pee. So, I had a constipated feeling... in my dick.

After my erection finally stopped, I felt relieved, and took a long piss. And since I felt so relieved, I decided to go take a nap, and I had a peaceful nap. It was quite rejuvenating.

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OH FUCK. I HAD TACO BELL TODAY, TOO.

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a day in the life of a boss..