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clash of clans hacks
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 Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:49 pm Post subject: Remember old erotic magazines before there was internet? |
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Those were the days. We had to steal them from stores or our parents or older brothers, and whoever had such a magazine was automatically the coolest kid, but the stress of being found out, oh the stress. I feared that my mom would find out so bad that to look at it, instead of just looking at it in my room, I'd tug it under my shirt and go to the bathroom and stand in the bathtub behind the shower curtain so if my mom would walk in I'd have enough time to hide it. 3 10-year old boys standing fully dressed in the bathtub together, not suspicious at all. God we were stupid.
These magazines used to have like 2 pages dedicated to each model, and each model would have a short summary of what she did, what her hobbies were, what she liked and what turned her on. We thought they were real.
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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How old are you?!
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TheIndianGuy
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| i remember this lolol.
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Aniblaze
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I remember my little brother cutting out the underwear models out of catalogues and seal them in a plastic box he had a cheap ass lock on. Most hilarious shit he ever did. Love to rub that shit in his face whenever an opportunity presents itself.
Here's another one: remember the pay-per-view porn channels you could watch for the first five minutes before the signal got all hazy and fucked?
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| ive had internet my entire life
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clash of clans hacks
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| Aniblaze wrote: | I remember my little brother cutting out the underwear models out of catalogues and seal them in a plastic box he had a cheap ass lock on. Most hilarious shit he ever did. Love to rub that shit in his face whenever an opportunity presents itself.
Here's another one: remember the pay-per-view porn channels you could watch for the first five minutes before the signal got all hazy and fucked? |
lol yeah, I spent hours watching those channels 'puzzling' the screen together in my mind. I once tried to get this channel on which they showed soft porn at night on my tv and accidentally did the thing where it changes all channels automatically. This happened soon after one of my friends mentioned this channel to me in the presence of my family so naturally everyone immediately knew what I tried to do.
Kids from the next generation will do so much things so differently than we used to. There'll be no going from store to store searching for a certain video game or book, no love letters but instead luv txts, asking parents awkward questions, looking up swear words in dictionaries, buying music albums based on their covers, making mix-tapes, CDs with illegally copied video games or other software, you had to know like a guy who was 'good with computers' to get free games or music, no carrying around them CD-pouches and big ass CD players, no playing Gameboy under your sheets at night with one hand holding a flashlight to shine light on your screen, no making up or believing stories like 'if you fart and burp at the same time your lungs explode'.
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TheIndianGuy
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| Brolock wrote: | | ive had internet my entire life |
watch age did you start jerking off?
| Adnihil wrote: | | Aniblaze wrote: | I remember my little brother cutting out the underwear models out of catalogues and seal them in a plastic box he had a cheap ass lock on. Most hilarious shit he ever did. Love to rub that shit in his face whenever an opportunity presents itself.
Here's another one: remember the pay-per-view porn channels you could watch for the first five minutes before the signal got all hazy and fucked? |
lol yeah, I spent hours watching those channels 'puzzling' the screen together in my mind. I once tried to get this channel on which they showed soft porn at night on my tv and accidentally did the thing where it changes all channels automatically. This happened soon after one of my friends mentioned this channel to me in the presence of my family so naturally everyone immediately knew what I tried to do.
Kids from the next generation will do so much things so differently than we used to. There'll be no going from store to store searching for a certain video game or book, no love letters but instead luv txts, asking parents awkward questions, looking up swear words in dictionaries, buying music albums based on their covers, making mix-tapes, CDs with illegally copied video games or other software, you had to know like a guy who was 'good with computers' to get free games or music, no carrying around them CD-pouches and big ass CD players, no playing Gameboy under your sheets at night with one hand holding a flashlight to shine light on your screen, no making up or believing stories like 'if you fart and burp at the same time your lungs explode'. |
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br0l0ck
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i jerked off since age 12
even though i had and still have porn, i still fap to things like sears catalogs and girls gone wild TV spots
when i had cable tv i would play a "game" where i would fap and wait until something remotely sexual came on tv before releasing. this was still pretty recent like age 16.
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