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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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we are animals we just have more sex positions
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| gytkps wrote: | | MiStErDoRkIe wrote: | | averageazn247 wrote: | | We r fucking animals. We act similar to animals with only minor differences. Humans eat, sleep, shit, and have kinky sex like animal. Humans fucking evolved from apes. We r more advanced animals but still animals. | But what is it that stops other animals to evolve like us? If animals co-existed when "monkeys evolved into human", why didnt they evolve too? |
It's because of genes and cells and lots of scientific reasons to say so. |
because their brain isn't big enough
also, if scientists say if octopuses lived long enough, they could create a civilization. and dolphins is i think the only animal besides us that has sex for pleasure.
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TheZaw Valve mod
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:06 am Post subject: |
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| MiStErDoRkIe wrote: | | averageazn247 wrote: | | We r fucking animals. We act similar to animals with only minor differences. Humans eat, sleep, shit, and have kinky sex like animal. Humans fucking evolved from apes. We r more advanced animals but still animals. | But what is it that stops other animals to evolve like us? If animals co-existed when "monkeys evolved into human", why didnt they evolve too? |
Because the monkeys that mutated opposable thumbs died out. They developed the ability to create huge societies that we now call today "The World". There were the smart people on top, and the stupid people (or monkeys, i should say) on the bottom. The stupid monkeys were the strong and ruthless, but stupid, ones. They had too much monkey sex and ended up with too many monkey babies. The big dogs (Monkeys) on top created a condom for the strong, but stupid, monkeys on the bottom. The strong, BUT REALLLLY STUPID monkeys on the bottom couldn't get the condoms off, so the race died out. The big cheeses (monkeys) on top were too weak and frail to have monkey sex, so couldn't produce off spring. So the opposable thumb monkeys all died out. Humans were created when a lone monkey accidently activated Chuck Norris, and you know the rest.
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AverageAzn247 Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| T3hZaw wrote: | | MiStErDoRkIe wrote: | | averageazn247 wrote: | | We r fucking animals. We act similar to animals with only minor differences. Humans eat, sleep, shit, and have kinky sex like animal. Humans fucking evolved from apes. We r more advanced animals but still animals. | But what is it that stops other animals to evolve like us? If animals co-existed when "monkeys evolved into human", why didnt they evolve too? |
Because the monkeys that mutated opposable thumbs died out. They developed the ability to create huge societies that we now call today "The World". There were the smart people on top, and the stupid people (or monkeys, i should say) on the bottom. The stupid monkeys were the strong and ruthless, but stupid, ones. They had too much monkey sex and ended up with too many monkey babies. The big dogs (Monkeys) on top created a condom for the strong, but stupid, monkeys on the bottom. The strong, BUT REALLLLY STUPID monkeys on the bottom couldn't get the condoms off, so the race died out. The big cheeses (monkeys) on top were too weak and frail to have monkey sex, so couldn't produce off spring. So the opposable thumb monkeys all died out. Humans were created when a lone monkey accidently activated Chuck Norris, and you know the rest. | WoW I wish u were my biology teacher.
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| Gatekeeper wrote: | | we are animals we just have more sex positions |
ironically, most of them came from watching other animals >_>
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n00bl37 How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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I see all humans as animals considering we are animals.
-Human-
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia <<animal
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Hominidae
Genus: Homo
Species: H. sapiens
Subspecies: H. s. sapiens
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AverageAzn247 Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr Evil wrote: | | Gatekeeper wrote: | | we are animals we just have more sex positions |
ironically, most of them came from watching other animals >_> | I wonder were doggy style came from???
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Konata Izumi Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| Bannedjsin95 wrote: | | gytkps wrote: | | MiStErDoRkIe wrote: | | averageazn247 wrote: | | We r fucking animals. We act similar to animals with only minor differences. Humans eat, sleep, shit, and have kinky sex like animal. Humans fucking evolved from apes. We r more advanced animals but still animals. | But what is it that stops other animals to evolve like us? If animals co-existed when "monkeys evolved into human", why didnt they evolve too? |
It's because of genes and cells and lots of scientific reasons to say so. |
because their brain isn't big enough
also, if scientists say if octopuses lived long enough, they could create a civilization. and dolphins is i think the only animal besides us that has sex for pleasure. |
and monkeys. and dogs.
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xMurtaghx I post too much
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Humans are animals we just have different Phylums and Genuses and species from four legged animals. We are all mammals.
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