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HitIer How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:39 am Post subject: Bad luck |
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So I finally get laid, I heard you have to be confident, so I pretended like I did it many times before, which really set her off and made her get hurt, now I'm forever alone again
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| t328163 wrote: | | Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol. |
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:15 am Post subject: |
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| So tell her you were lying and trying to play it cool because you really like her and didn't want her to leave you etc etc. If she was into you at first you can still undo the damage you have done.
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Cryoma Member of the Year
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:50 am Post subject: |
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| You got it backwards... chicks dig virgins.
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, cryoma is swimming in pussy.
No but seriously, if a chick doesn't want to have sex with you because you've never had sex before then she's probably bad news.
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