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King Chezzmo
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:45 pm    Post subject: >Go on a date with girl Reply with quote

>Take her to nice restaurant
>She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
>Ask for the check
>The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table
>Look of horror comes across the girl's face
>I reach for the check and place my credit card inside
>She begins to tremble
>Tears well up in her eyes
>I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
>I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it
>The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
>She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away
>The waiter returns to take the check away
>All is lost to her now
>Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap
>Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry
>I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me
>I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
>"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears
>I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face
>And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

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BreakinGods
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmaoo what a good read
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like the part about the erect penis
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

am one of the men to stand and applaud
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BreakinGods
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obligated head.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This has sexually aroused me somehow. I feel no shame.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its like an indirect way of asking for anal.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

qwert wrote:
Its like an indirect way of asking for anal.


It's*

Sorry, it's a habit.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(dib1500) wrote:
qwert wrote:
Its like an indirect way of asking for anal.


Its*

Sorry, it's a habit.
Sorry, I don't give a fuck.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

qwert wrote:
(dib1500) wrote:
qwert wrote:
Its like an indirect way of asking for anal.


Its*

Sorry, it's a habit.
Sorry, I don't give a fuck.


Not even one? Well shit...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you forgot something


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You forgot about the spaghetti.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stop being so god damn alpha op
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butters wrote:
stop being so god damn alpha op


its what i do

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