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clash of clans hacks
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 Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:00 am Post subject: Dumbest fucking IT teacher ever |
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Since last month, my mom has been following these computer lessons for seniors.
Problem is that the teacher is about as old as his pupils, and acts like he knows everything about computers, which he doesn't. He doesn't know shit. I can't even begin to explain how much fucking bullshit he teaches these people! Not only are the thing he teaches them false, his notes look like they've been written by a fucking toddler who can't speak his own language.
This is a part taken from his notes:
| Quote: | Vitamiens for life: start with mousclick on filename.
This is suitable to send as attachment with your mail.
WELCOME the slideshow with F5
The e-mail society -> with laptop or i-pod the addiction ruins our days off |
I re-read the same paragraph like twenty times and still couldn't figure out what the fuck he was talking about. How does he expect these oldies to understand?
After 4 weeks of lessons about servers and routers and whatnot (which none of the pupils care about and only complicates computers even more for them), they finally turned on their computer for the first time. He made everybody buy memory sticks from him, on which he had put all kinds of random images and videos and installers for programs I never even heard about, all scrambled randomly across dozens of folders. Then he made everybody format their memory sticks, and the next lesson he got pissed at everybody for deleting the files and acted like it was their fault. Took half of the lesson to get all the files back on the memory sticks.
Today they got 'homework', so my mom asked me if I could show her how to use the memory stick.
I plug it in, it has a fucking trojan horse.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:05 am Post subject: |
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| oh wow report him
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:11 am Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | | oh wow report him |
what do you mean
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:12 am Post subject: |
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Go tell an adult on him, he sounds like a jerk head.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:04 am Post subject: |
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Report him to the board of education. Selling the memory sticks and not having the credentials to support your position are very against the statutes.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:15 am Post subject: Re: Dumbest fucking IT teacher ever |
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| Monkeys wrote: | | Report him to the board of education. Selling the memory sticks and not having the credentials to support your position are very against the statutes. |
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| Adnihil wrote: | | I plug it in, it has a fucking trojan horse. |
Dear god how badly can you fuck up quotes.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| send him nudes of ur mom
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:17 am Post subject: |
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Please follow the following steps:
1. Take his class
2. Flaunt your technical prowess, while shooting down his teachings
3. Take over his clientèle
4. ???
5. PROFIT
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Aniblaze wrote: | Please follow the following steps:
1. Take his class
2. Flaunt your technical prowess, while shooting down his teachings
3. Take over his clientèle
4. ???
5. PROFIT |
He'd have to be a senior.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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lol this made my day 
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beat her/him with your cock
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| Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 1:51 am Post subject: |
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| Man, I had forgotten how bad that guy was. I remembered about the trojan and the formatting USB sticks but had forgotten about the rest.
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