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Fafaffy · Cheater Reputation: 65 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 28

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PUSHEAX_PUSHEAX · Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:30 pm Post subject:

"The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard , "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

InternetIsSeriousBusiness · Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:31 pm Post subject:

http://imswinging.com/

Fafaffy · Cheater Reputation: 65 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 28

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Kargarok · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:50 am Post subject:

toilet humor incoming

the the the · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:32 am Post subject:

there once was a man from nantucket
who's dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped sperm from his chin
if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it

Kimo · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:32 am Post subject:

cool_man123 thinks he's an oldfag

whisk · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:40 am Post subject: