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redslothx
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1st time they broke: a daughter popped out.
2nd time they broke: (during new years), almost a scare cuz wife was like "i forgot teh pills D:"
3rd time: a week later it happened again with a new pack. Now she's going to a doctor to get a proper test done.
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Fucking unreliable horsemen b stressing me out.
inb4"pull out"
no. that's derpy and it's not fun at all to clean up the mess.
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To0k :]
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Also pull out can still get ur girl pregnant.
Are u redslotx btw?
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redslothx
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Yes
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maybe you should use a bigger condom.
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| I don't get why you and your wife are still using condoms. A pill is fine for child prevention, and unless one of you cheats, there should be no risk of STD's. This reeks of lies.
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| Augustine wrote: | | I don't get why you and your wife are still using condoms. A pill is fine for child prevention, and unless one of you cheats, there should be no risk of STD's. This reeks of lies. |
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>garbage bag
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redslothx
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| Augustine wrote: | | I don't get why you and your wife are still using condoms. A pill is fine for child prevention, and unless one of you cheats, there should be no risk of STD's. This reeks of lies. |
oh god, there are plenty of cases where women get pregnant when even on the pill. (misuse, forgot to use, skipping days, etc) <- which is what she thinks happened during the first time.
Also, I use condoms because I don't like to shoot outside and because really, it's just one more precaution against having kids. (kind of contradicting myself here by saying I don't like to shoot outside, but like to take precautions.) Even C asks me to use them because she knows that sometimes it slips her mind.
So.... any birth control methods should be just as valuable as STD control methods, imo.
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PunkMilitia
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| BigRedOne wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | | I don't get why you and your wife are still using condoms. A pill is fine for child prevention, and unless one of you cheats, there should be no risk of STD's. This reeks of lies. |
oh god, there are plenty of cases where women get pregnant when even on the pill. (misuse, forgot to use, skipping days, etc) <- which is what she thinks happened during the first time.
Also, I use condoms because I don't like to shoot outside and because really, it's just one more precaution against having kids. (kind of contradicting myself here by saying I don't like to shoot outside, but like to take precautions.) Even C asks me to use them because she knows that sometimes it slips her mind.
So.... any birth control methods should be just as valuable as STD control methods, imo.
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there's an app for androids forgot it's name something like HelloDaddy calculator or some crap, as you can guess by it's name it's a calculator that tells you what % chance your partner has of getting up the duff based on Protective methods you use and all that crap, 5 stars and look legit, check it out, or if you use iPhone i'm sure you could just.. look for a pc app..
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Hmm. Thanks OP. I had some "for her pleasure"s that I was skeptical about using in the past.
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| tell her to get a coil put in. those are fucking awesome.
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Aniblaze
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| BigRedOne wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | | I don't get why you and your wife are still using condoms. A pill is fine for child prevention, and unless one of you cheats, there should be no risk of STD's. This reeks of lies. |
oh god, there are plenty of cases where women get pregnant when even on the pill. (misuse, forgot to use, skipping days, etc) <- which is what she thinks happened during the first time.
Also, I use condoms because I don't like to shoot outside and because really, it's just one more precaution against having kids. (kind of contradicting myself here by saying I don't like to shoot outside, but like to take precautions.) Even C asks me to use them because she knows that sometimes it slips her mind.
So.... any birth control methods should be just as valuable as STD control methods, imo.
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I see. I forgot the most important factor in this equation: women are dolts. I understand your reasons for the condom use then, carry on. FYI: if you really don't want kids anymore, just get a vasectomy. Considering you already have three of those bastards running around soon, there really is no excuse of carrying 'live ammo' anymore.
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| COILLLLLLLL
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Aniblaze
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| Slugsnack wrote: | | COILLLLLLLL |
When I was a kid I saw a show late at night where a doctor put in a coil. The entirety of the following week my mind was occupied with figuring out how she'd pee while that thing was in.
Aaaah, female anatomy... how I've taken my time figuring you out.
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redslothx
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| Augustine wrote: | | BigRedOne wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | | I don't get why you and your wife are still using condoms. A pill is fine for child prevention, and unless one of you cheats, there should be no risk of STD's. This reeks of lies. |
oh god, there are plenty of cases where women get pregnant when even on the pill. (misuse, forgot to use, skipping days, etc) <- which is what she thinks happened during the first time.
Also, I use condoms because I don't like to shoot outside and because really, it's just one more precaution against having kids. (kind of contradicting myself here by saying I don't like to shoot outside, but like to take precautions.) Even C asks me to use them because she knows that sometimes it slips her mind.
So.... any birth control methods should be just as valuable as STD control methods, imo.
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I see. I forgot the most important factor in this equation: women are dolts. I understand your reasons for the condom use then, carry on. FYI: if you really don't want kids anymore, just get a vasectomy. Considering you already have three of those bastards running around soon, there really is no excuse of carrying 'live ammo' anymore. |
wat?
I only have 1 o_o
the other two times the condom broke were just scares cuz she was like: "Oh oh..."
Although this last one is looking like it might actually be something :[
And nuuu D: I like kids. If it is permitted, I would love to have one or two more somewhere in the future where I'm older and much more stable.
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