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Benji Random spam moderator
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:56 am Post subject: Quick, you have only 2 minutes to live! |
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Your house is on fire and the fire department can't save you anymore. The fire will reach you in exactly 2 minutes. You have your laptop with you and you're online because you always break in the neighbor's internet. What will you do in your last 2 minutes?
I would pray for 30 seconds, go on MSN for 60 seconds and send messages to my close friends to say goodbye and after that I'll just sit and wait for my death to come.
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A 15 inch black leprochaun is preventing you to escape or save yourself.
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Haxory' Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:59 am Post subject: |
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I'd just escape. I mean, I woudn't ever find me in a situation like this. Ever. It just doesn't make sense, I really am unable to think myself in such a position.
Also, inb4fap
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Csimbi I post too much
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:01 am Post subject: Re: Quick, you have only 2 minutes to live! |
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Honorable Benji-san wrote: | Your house is on fire and the fire department can't save you anymore. The fire will reach you in exactly 2 minutes. You have your laptop with you and you're online because you always break in the neighbor's internet. What will you do in your last 2 minutes?
I would pray for 30 seconds, go on MSN for 60 seconds and send messages to my close friends to say goodbye and after that I'll just sit and wait for my death to come. |
I would go under the shower and turn it on, and put a towel on my face...
Then, I would spend the rest of my life to post useless spam.
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Benji Random spam moderator
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:04 am Post subject: |
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New rule:
You can't save yourself.
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To0k How do I cheat?
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:06 am Post subject: |
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Id get rescued.
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Csimbi I post too much
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 am Post subject: |
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Honorable Benji-san wrote: | New rule:
You can't save yourself. |
I'd ask my roommate to drag me into the shower, open the water and put a towel on my face.
Then, I would spend the rest of my life to post useless spam.
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Fifty Shades of J Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:16 am Post subject: |
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I live across the street from the fire department, Why can't they save me?
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Noodlez <3
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:18 am Post subject: |
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I would cry and call the girl I am in love with at let her know </3
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Cheat Engine User Something epic
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:32 am Post subject: |
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The question is: What would you do if you only had access to the internet and you were unquestionably dying.
The next guy funnily thinking he can bypass the set rules will be warned.
I would message my parents that I thank them for everything. I would upload all my projects to my site and add a note that they should be published. And in the remaining time I would publish all my passwords etc.
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Censored Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:35 am Post subject: |
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I would fap.
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Noodlez <3
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:35 am Post subject: |
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I would right a blog for girls about Confidence and Self acceptance. Then I would right my mom and dad each a letter =]
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Csimbi I post too much
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:44 am Post subject: |
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BALLS OF STEEL wrote: | The question is: What would you do if you only had access to the internet and you were unquestionably dying. |
Pardon me, but that was not the question.
To answer *your* question: I would leave a message to the loved ones - the kind that they read at the funeral - summing up my life and my love for them.
Then, I would spend the rest of my life to post useless spam.
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Noodlez <3
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:46 am Post subject: |
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Csimbi wrote: | BALLS OF STEEL wrote: | The question is: What would you do if you only had access to the internet and you were unquestionably dying. |
Pardon me, but that was not the question.
To answer *your* question: I would leave a message to the loved ones - the kind that they read at the funeral - summing up my life and my love for them.
Then, I would spend the rest of my life to post useless spam. |
You're breaking the rules fucker
also new answer
Just send love messages to everyone. fuck the blog.
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Trucido Moderator
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:49 am Post subject: |
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I would make a bunch of messages dated for my family at significant dates, such as their weddings/child births/birthdays... etc
And I would pray. Like crazy.
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Dark X Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:55 am Post subject: |
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i would pray and send a message to all my fb friends...
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