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HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject: I liked this. |
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| "I had a JW call at my door. After a bit of discussion I asked if his god believed in a higher power than itself. No, he said, as his god was “top”. There was nothing above his god, so he was forced to agree that his god didn’t get his morals from a higher authority, and didn’t get them from a book either. So, I said, we call people who don’t believe in a higher authority than themselves, and that don’t get their morals from a book, Atheists. I said if Atheism is good enough for god, then it’s good enough for me. That flummoxed him." |
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Madman I post too much
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Jefre. Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject: Re: I liked this. |
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| [AM]HackOtaku wrote: | | "I had a JW call at my door. After a bit of discussion I asked if his god believed in a higher power than itself. No, he said, as his god was “top”. There was nothing above his god, so he was forced to agree that his god didn’t get his morals from a higher authority, and didn’t get them from a book either. So, I said, we call people who don’t believe in a higher authority than themselves, and that don’t get their morals from a book, Atheists. I said if Atheism is good enough for god, then it’s good enough for me. That flummoxed him." | JW? _________________
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Madman I post too much
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:09 pm Post subject: Re: I liked this. |
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| Bitcloud13 wrote: | | [AM]HackOtaku wrote: | | "I had a JW call at my door. After a bit of discussion I asked if his god believed in a higher power than itself. No, he said, as his god was “top”. There was nothing above his god, so he was forced to agree that his god didn’t get his morals from a higher authority, and didn’t get them from a book either. So, I said, we call people who don’t believe in a higher authority than themselves, and that don’t get their morals from a book, Atheists. I said if Atheism is good enough for god, then it’s good enough for me. That flummoxed him." | JW? | Jehovah witness |
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Look To The Sky Expert Cheater
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| Madman wrote: | | FLUMMOX? WUT DIS? |
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Jefre. Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:09 pm Post subject: Re: I liked this. |
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| Megalock Broman wrote: | | Bitcloud13 wrote: | | [AM]HackOtaku wrote: | | "I had a JW call at my door. After a bit of discussion I asked if his god believed in a higher power than itself. No, he said, as his god was “top”. There was nothing above his god, so he was forced to agree that his god didn’t get his morals from a higher authority, and didn’t get them from a book either. So, I said, we call people who don’t believe in a higher authority than themselves, and that don’t get their morals from a book, Atheists. I said if Atheism is good enough for god, then it’s good enough for me. That flummoxed him." | JW? | Jehovah witness | kay. _________________
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HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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| Fucktard! wrote: | | Madman wrote: | | FLUMMOX? WUT DIS? |
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–verb (used with object) Informal.
to bewilder; confound; confuse.
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1830–40; orig. uncert.
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:11 pm Post subject: Re: I liked this. |
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| [AM]HackOtaku wrote: | | "I had a JW call at my door. After a bit of discussion I asked if his god believed in a higher power than itself. No, he said, as his god was “top”. There was nothing above his god, so he was forced to agree that his god didn’t get his morals from a higher authority, and didn’t get them from a book either. So, I said, we call people who don’t believe in a higher authority than themselves, and that don’t get their morals from a book, Atheists. I said if Atheism is good enough for god, then it’s good enough for me. That flummoxed him." |
Im gonna try that on my religion teacher, he isnt that smart _________________
 
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Phox I post too much
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| What the heck is a "flummox"? |
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HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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| Phox wrote: | | What the heck is a "flummox"? | You're cool. |
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