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AltF4
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 Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject: [TuT] How to get girls to suck your dick |
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Step 1. Find a hot girl. (Preferably with a nice rack.)
Step 2. Look good, none of this ugly fat shit like wovvomgwow.
Step 3. Talk to her.
Step 4. After 12 days ask her to suck your dick. If she says no just say you were playing around! 
Step 5. Keep asking her every 3-5 days until she gives in.
Step 6. If constantly denied, pay her.
Step 7. If all else fails, ask her out make your way from there. (Take her to a movie and reach around her shirt then move your hands and undo her bra.)
Step 8. KISS HER, then go out about 3-5 more times then ask again for a blowjob.
Step 9. By now if you failed, go fuck yourself you are probably gay.
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| It didn' work. |
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Jake!
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| How do you jump to the male being the homosexual when the female is obviously not wanting to touch the male's genitals? |
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AltF4
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Link wrote: | | How do you jump to the male being the homosexual when the female is obviously not wanting to touch the male's genitals? |
Because you do not have the skills it takes to get a girl to "suck on your genitals". |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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it took me like 10 mins to stop loling  |
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S3NSA
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Habufe
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| LOL, and link's reply really didnt help stopping the laughs. |
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Rawss.
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If the girl has morals, then this will fail.
Also, cocks. |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Virgins really shouldn't give any advice. It's bad for the other virgins. |
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Rawss.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Ani wrote: | | Virgins really shouldn't give any advice. It's bad for the other virgins. |
QFT |
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S3NSA
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| Miley Cyrus wrote: | | Tut simplified: Tie her arms and legs, tie her body to a chair, show her the gun so if she bites your dick you will shoot her, and insert. |
oh wow your so cool!
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Aniblaze
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| Miley Cyrus wrote: | | Tut simplified: Tie her arms and legs, tie her body to a chair, show her the gun so if she bites your dick you will shoot her, and insert. |
A man with a plan, you've clearly done this before and perfected it. |
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AltF4
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Miley Cyrus wrote: | | Tut simplified: Tie her arms and legs, tie her body to a chair, show her the gun so if she bites your dick you will shoot her, and insert. |
Step 10. If you do what Miley Cyrus says you will not have a dick anymore. |
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Rawss.
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| EpicFailGuy wrote: | | Miley Cyrus wrote: | | Tut simplified: Tie her arms and legs, tie her body to a chair, show her the gun so if she bites your dick you will shoot her, and insert. |
Step 10. If you do what Miley Cyrus says you will not have a dick anymore. |
How fucking sharp do you think teeth are? |
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Aniblaze
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True tutorial:
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