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in search of an online girlfriend [picture included]

 
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:17 pm    Post subject: in search of an online girlfriend [picture included] Reply with quote

as promised, here is a picture of myself.



my name is jamal and i live in southern utah. i am a 25 years old half black, half hispanic male working for microsoft as a software engineer. i come here to general discussion because of a conversation i had with an employee of mine the other day. as we were eating lunch, the subject of females arose.he asked me if i ever had a girlfriend before. as an attempt to avoid the question i asked him why he would ask of such a thing. his response was that he never saw me with other females and that i never talked about them. it was almost as if he was concerned. unfortunately, i gave in shortly after. in a soft, somewhat ashamed voice i told him that i have never experienced the joy of a girlfriend. that night when i arrived home, i laid down to watch a bit of television after a long day of work. as i sat down, i began to contemplate life and reflect upon my day. i thought back to the question my friend asked me earlier today. only then did it really hit me. i've never had a girlfriend before. this uncanny feeling of loneliness slowly seeped into me and hit me hard. as i become older, time is running out for me. i realize i am not very handsome or young. i have never been good around females, but i long for their attention now more than ever. at first i tried my luck with women in my area. it is very difficult for a 25 year old man to find a mate with the stress and long hours that work carries. i have been a nerd all my life and my social skills aren't the best. i often freeze up when trying to converse with others; especially those of the opposite sex. i first asked the few friends that i had if they knew anyone that would be suitable for me. they were all in very prosperous relationships and i too wanted to experience the joys of love and happiness entailed by a girlfriend. my friends asked their girlfriends if they had any friends that were interested in having a boyfriend. i went on three blind dates. they were all disasters. all three of them had similar result; i did not say much to either of the women, i was not very appealing to them, and i failed to show them a good time. one of the women was obese, the second woman was a chain smoker, but the third woman seemed perfect. i thought i would enjoy the time i spent with her for she too was in the field of computer science. she was very intelligent and beautiful, however, she appeared to have many problems that she felt were appropriate to discuss with me during dinner. she was unhealthy due to her heart trouble. she told me she didn't have long to live; a couple years at most. that did not impede my interest in her though. she told me tales of abuse from when she was younger. i tried to tell her that it was not fitting to talk about such things during dinner, but she continued. she told me gruesome tales of her past all pertaining to her fathers behavior while he was drunk. i will not get into detail for it is too disturbing to reminisce. i had struck out with all three women. i felt as if i was never meant to have a mate. it then hit me that there was still some hope. i could start an online relationship. the only problem was that i do not know too many females online either. the internet has always been an escape from the real world ever since i was in high school. i have heard many stories about people getting together on the internet so i decided to try my luck myself after striking out with females in real life. so i come to you today in search of an online girlfriend. i hope my search is successful and if not, i may possibly make some friends with females that can steer me in the right direction. such as advise including speaking with females, approaching them, how to show interest, etc.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I works?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your a sexy beast.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you guys should read it. i think you may enjoy it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



SECKS?!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madman wrote:


SECKS?!


i now believe in love at first site. i've never felt this way about anyone before. my love for you is pure; endless as space and time itself. my mind from thought is released and all my worries disappear. it is a peace stupendous yet featureless and still. you send me to a place where all there is is you and everything else is hazy except for the things you do. nothing compares to the way i feel when i look at your picture. for that moment it frees me from all the weight and pain of life. so can i have you always?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hiroshi13789 wrote:
omg haha lol YU GI OH NO WEI!

just go clunbbing and ask a girl to give her a ride to her apartment or house, that is the best way to hit on a girl,
wait till shes drunk
and do the dirty works

lik yo uwould know what thats like, arrtard...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xYashii wrote:
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actually, i had this card (refer to picture). as you can see by the expression on my face i was about to win.



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