Cheat Engine

konga70 · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: Jokes

Every good joke getts a +Rep
Every good pickup line get Rep+

START!

Madman · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject:

Hey hot stuff, want to fuck me?
*no

Good, that's why it's called rape.

Fudgicles · How do I cheat? Reputation: 0 Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 0

So a cow walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Yo dog, get me a beer."

BUT IT TURNS OUT THE BARTENDER WAS REALLY A CAT, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lorrenzo · Moderator Reputation: 4 Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 3744

A Jew, Nazi, Muslim, and Catholic priest are in the ocean on a inflatable raft / boat thing..

The boat begins to sink and they all realize someone needs to get out and swim.

The priest decides he'll jump out and swim, so he says -

"For Jesus!" and jumps out.

Then the Muslim follows suit and says "For allah" and jumps out.

The Nazi then says "For Hitler!" and punches the Jew into the water.

konga70 · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject:

"hey can i ask you a question?"
"sure."
"Can i stick my dick in your vagina?"
"ok."

Just like that Razz

Madman · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:

That doesn't make sense Lorrenzo, only one person needed to jump out.

Random Spam · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:

Repwhores

Lorrenzo · Moderator Reputation: 4 Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 3744

eh, they are all idiots.

konga70 · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:36 pm Post subject:

how do you sink a submarine full of blondes...?
idk
Knock on the door

HAHAHAHAHAH

Lorrenzo · Moderator Reputation: 4 Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 3744

Madman · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:37 pm Post subject:

What is fat, smelly, and lives in the basement?

konga70 · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:37 pm Post subject:

Lorrenzo · Moderator Reputation: 4 Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 3744

I don't rep whores.

Random Spam · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject:

konga70 · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject:

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.